When it comes to family photos โ whether itโs the kids making silly faces or Billy refusing to take off his Kiss makeup again โ something always goes wrong. Here are forty-four pictures of families so ridiculous theyโll make your dysfunctional relatives look almost functional in comparison:
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"What would you like Santa to bring you this year little girl?" "A color darker than black, to match my soul...oh and a new Jack Skellington hoodie"
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If you're going to raise your child in a Furry household you might as well start them young.
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The most early '90s picture possible.
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I find your lack of a laser background disturbing.
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Really protecting his future child from the possibility of future popularity.
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Somehow I don't think this was what Kermit was singing about.
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A creative solution for a red-headed family?
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A rare picture of Mario and Peach at home.
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This somehow makes Gene Simmons even less cool by proxy.
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If you think this is bad, you don't want to see where he put the tattoo of his son.
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"Okay now, look at the camera, smile and say RABIES!"
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Do you want nightmares? Because this is how you get nightmares.
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They called him Dad, he called them target practice.
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Pictured: Aqua Net shareholder's meeting circa 1986.
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Looks like someone really screwed the pooch with this one.
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The Daryl Dixon Fan Club group photo was a smashing success!
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Just a casual Wednesday night for the McKann family!
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A turtle t-shirt on family portrait day, seriously? Jesus kid, show some family pride like chicken-grab and Accordianus - the Greek god of polka - over there!
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"Billy could you move over a little? You're blocking the possum."
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The main difference between Gingers and Vampires is that, though both are equally soulless, Gingers can actually be photographed.
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It's OK, it's a lite beer!
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This is where the family therapy session starts.
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It's almost impossible to figure out where the couch ends and the family begins.
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Families that kick together stick together!
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Wait, I came out of WHERE???
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Not all families are related by blood, some aren't even related by genus.
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This is what happens when you let your children listen to rap music.
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Somehow "choking the duck" just isn't as funny.
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This woman voted for Hillary Clinton solely to close the gun show loophole.
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"Why would I put on pants? My family IS my pants!"
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Cultural Appropri-what?
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It's a hard kingdom to get into. You have to kind of relax and ease yourself in very slowly.
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Not even the people IN this picture know what is going on.
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"Hey bro, you can finally say you got a little p-" "BRIAN YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!"
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LOL and you silly girls think there's a patriarchy SMH
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THIS is why Bob Barker was always telling us to spay and neuter our pets.
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I'll have a nude Christmas, without you!
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In the baby's defense, four months is a little too early for tacos, soft shell or not.
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"Look, sweetie, Daddy didn't spend all of this time working on his paper mache centaur costume just to have you mope around the Renaissance Fair like a surly Kobold, now smile, dammit!"
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Man, I bet that bird has SEEN some stuff.
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"Now kneel facing each other. It's only weird if you make it weird."
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Sadly, the water in Flint Michigan hasn't gotten any cleaner :(
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Getting Wes Anderson to take our family portrait was totally worth the money!
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I swear I left my toy in here somewhere...
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