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9. Ironically, it was both the father’s arms that wound up being packed in ice 10 minutes later.
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10. Somewhere out there, a teacher is reading this little girl’s “what I did on my vacation” essay and ordering herself a bulletproof vest.
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11. Do you want mimes? Because this is how you get mimes.
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12. “Yeah…yeah, I see the problem. Nah, not today, no…haven’t got the parts on the van. I can probably fit you in a week from Thursday?”
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13. Even odds that this baby’s first word is “bro.”
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14. “Rex, Billy, I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you’ll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.”
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15. Fortunately, Juggalos don’t often make Thanksgiving dinner, because Juggalos have nothing to be thankful for.
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\n16. This kid’s expression suggests he just caught a glimpse of his own future.
\n\n17. Well, if it all goes wrong, you can always claim it was autoerotic asphyxiation gone bad.
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18. “I bet you ‘wish’ you hadn’t thrown my penny in there now, don’t you?
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19. Even Indiana Jones has embarrassing childhood photos.
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20. “You go first and don’t worry, *chuckle* the bridge is perfectly *snort* safe.”
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21. What kind of maniac would do something like this? That’s clearly not a saute pan, and the potato/carrot ratio is way off.
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22. Sometimes you just want to take a bath with a dog and your baby and a pink hunting rifle but without taking your clothes off or filling the bath with water. #JustGirlyThings
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\n23. Don’t worry, it’s just the angle that makes it look like the kid’s taped to the wall. It’s actually the ceiling.
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24. The Grimace demands at least one human sacrifice per day.
\n\n25. “Hold still so I can get the candy out.”
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26. “Haha! It’s funny because our child would rather commit suicide than be a part of this family!”
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27. This is the kind of dad who gives an interview after his son’s murder trial and says, “I just don’t understand how this could have happened, we never saw it coming.”
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Thanks to the Daily News, the Berry, and Nairaland for some of the images in this gallery.
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