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10. You can be in a relationship and single at the same time if you’re dating yourself.
\n\n11. These women all became best friends after this.
\n\n12. You don’t need an excuse to take a selfie, just take it and be proud of your vanity.
\n\n13. Girls with brown hair can’t wear jeans, that’s science.
\n\n14. What an elaborate pick up line.
\n\n15. Dale Earnhardt cares about product quality.
\n\n16. I mean, with her IQ score, are we surprised she made this mistake..?
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17. Professional dancers spell “breathe” like “breath.” You know nothing about the dance world.
\n\n18. They feed the elephant children, too.
\n\n19. “I didn’t vote for Trump, but he has some really neat ideas!” -@realDonaldTrump
\n\n20. Does him not reading the book make him special?
\n\n21. The best way to get in shape is to give up.
\n\n22. My Christmas gift to you is the amount of attention I’m gonna get on the internet.
\n\n23. Probably a bedbug, or a ghost.
\n\n24.”I just got out of the shower”
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25. At least it’s a cool break up story.
\n\n26. What a lame thing to fake draw.
\n\n27. This lie doesn’t even make sense – this is the beginning signs of sociopathy.
\n\n28. Everybody has their hobbies, his is fake smuggling himself.
\n\n29. Why would you order food from a company called “American Fizz” to begin with?
\n\n30. That’s not even Superman, that’s a child model.
\n\n31. Maybe his hairdresser is Jimmy Kimmel.
\n\n32. Pat McAfee has a new found sister!
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33. Strong opinions, I can respect that.
\n\n34. The meat at Chipotle probably isn’t really meat anyways.
\n\n35. He says they’re brand new, in box…Where’s the box??
\n\n36. After a long day, I like to sit down with a glass of wine and pretend somebody is breaking into my house to get attention.
\n\n37. Some real detective work here.
\n\n38. Hypocrisy in it’s finest form.
\n\nThanks to Diply, 22 Words, and Chaostrophic for the hilarious images above. If you liked people getting called out on social media, also take a look at funny reddit roasts and roast me Reddit at its finest.
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