Obligated by corporate policy to provide biannual performance reviews for all employees, Roi Meinken, the Social Media Guru of Attitude Influence, provided an in-person evaluation for the current Social Media Rockstar of the company, Chao Shoeshine. Meinken gave his subordinate an above average assessment — “almost amazeballs” in Attitude Influence parlance — which was communicated by Meinken while wearing a sleeveless tank top featuring the phrase “Addicted 2 Molly” in alternate caps. Neither employee is currently compensated for their positions.
