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This one is actually pretty good. Friends or no friends, you’ll use this bread trick to make kick ass BLTs.
\nToo bad you’re allergic to cold water. Yes, that’s a thing.
\nSeriously it’s like these life hacks are mocking you with this cold water thing.
\nSometimes you cut out pictures from magazines and put them in picture frames so it looks like you have friends. No forget that. Just pretend you didn’t read it.
\nBefore you got that DWI this would’ve been super helpful.
\nThis would be great if you still had a license and hadn’t developed that crippling fear of talking to strangers. Though most days, the only time you interact with other humans is when you hand the pizza delivery guy money for yet another dinner alone.
\nHa look it’s like a little face. This one is awesome. You’ll do this one.
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