Putting Words In Ice-T’s Mouth: 35 Ridiculous Law & Order SVU Quotes

Law & Order SVU is known for pushing boundaries. Nobody else on network television could say penis, pedophile, or pervert as often as they do and get away with it, but somehow coming from them it’s almost endearing. Now, the mastermind behind LiarTownUSA’s hilarious Tumblr site, has taken it one step further, and given Ice-T’s detective Tutuola lines even more ridiculous than “she’s into something more than fiddles and accordions” (which is a real line from the show, by the way). We were so inspired we even made up a few of our own:

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While those made-up Law & Order SVU quotes are undoubtedly hilarious, here are 22 real lines from the show to prove the creator or LiarTownUSA may not be as crazy as he seems:

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For more hilarious quotes from TV shows you love, check out these 26 George Costanza Quotes Perfect For Your Inner Loser and 50 Of The Funniest Simpsons Quotes Ever.