We all have our moments of sheer sloth, but it takes a special lack of motivation to leave the house without shoes on or watch HGTV all day instead of finding the remote. Twitter user Jake Visser put the best lazies to the test, which resulted in a handful of amazing “How lazy are you?” tweets. Here are 37 of the top contenders for Mayor of lazytown:

1. 

Japan Flag

2. 

Night Shirt Drop Off

3.

Eat The Sticker

4.

School Is Forever

5.

Buy New Car

6. 

Boogie Picking

7.

Email Pile

8.

Gas Delivery

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