If young Dylan glows up like Josh did, he’ll be doing just fine:
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Let’s hope she makes it through senior year without suffering the worst fate known to humankind: EXPULSION:
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This is pretty spot on, but you couldn’t find bigger glasses???:
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Everyone who grew up to be a diehard Kardashian fan started with a love of Jackie Burkhart:
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Controversial, but correct, opinion: Jessie is better than Woody:
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This child will still have a blue mouth and a raincoat when she’s a high school senior, that’s a promise.:
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I bet you a million dollars this girl will have an Audrey poster hanging in her Freshman dorm room:
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This seems like a BIT of a cop-out, but at least they can be recycled for Halloween:
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I’m gon’ shoot you:
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Their graduation song will be We’re All In This Together:
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The commitment to this totally esoteric character from Spongebob is impressive:
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Oh mylanta!:
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Again, notice that Woody is further down this list than Jessie:
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So you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party:
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Come on, Morty, we’re going on an adventure! You – y – you, the SATs are an arbitrary and irrelevant test of your intelligence Morty, built to make neurotic kids and their parents feel better about measuring their success, Morty. It’s all rigged, Morty!:
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Every makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, 1 2 3 4!:
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We’re glad there are some young Jem fans out there:
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Codename: Kids Next Door was the voice of a generation and don’t you dare disagree with us:
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Cher’s saving herself for Luke Perry:
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This is exactly what Velma would look like in real life:
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Better than dressing up like the Taco Bell chihuahua:
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At least we know she’s passing the Spanish Language AP:
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Good Morning Baltimore!:
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Coming To America will always be one of Murphy’s greatest:
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Lazy? Yes. Accurate? Kind of:
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Ugh, break our hearts AGAIN Lavender, why don’t you: