Not even a rushing river of Mountain Dew can adequately quench the thirst of a young man seeking the dutiful affections of a woman. But alas, even after minutes (or if the gentleman has the patience of a 18th century aristocrat, hours) of being “nice”, oftentimes the woman in question will fail to realize she is a mere one-dimensional object that should hastily agree to all social and gender normatives thrust upon her by a righteous male. And thus the purgatory of being a “nice” guy in the friendzone was born:
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"Friendship" Engagement
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Scotty Is In The Zone
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It's Not A Date!!!
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Mega Best Friends
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I Need A Boyfriend... No Not You
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Welcome To The Friendzone
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The Official Outfit Of The Friendzone
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"Ha ha ha ha My Romantic Ambitions Are A Joke"
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Official Portrait Of The Friendzone
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Guy Buys A Girl "Friend" A Car
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Impressive Friendzone Triple Kill
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He Went To The Friendzone
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Yes, What A "Sweetheart"
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Human Bench Zoned
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Awkwardest Text Ever
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What's The Plural Of Friendzoned?
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It's Friend Zone Official
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Hey, Stop Squirming Down There!
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Possibly The Worst Tattoo Ever
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Application For Friendzone Release Denied
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Well At Least He Tried
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The Cake Tastes Moist Because Of The Tears
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Your Friendzone Escape Plan Is Futile
Thank you to College Humor for some of the images above and everyone at Reddit for being great fodder.
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