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Time for a guessing game!
Many nights I spend tormented by demonic and twisted apparitions as I try to enjoy a second of private pleasure in this terrifying world. 9 of the following bands have made their way into my mind and choked me while I masturbated, but one of these is a bold-faced lie! See if you can figure out which one it is. Good luck! :)
1. Fleetwood Mac
2. Papa Roach and they made me call them “Papa” the whole time
3. Red Hot Chili Peppers (original lineup)
4. Ghost of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart making eye contact with F. Murray Abraham playing Salieri, who is resting his chin on my neck.
5. My 8th-grade chorus but all grown up
6. Gorillaz
7. U2, but Bono and The Edge have ripped off their own faces and replaced them with each other’s
8. The Police, but none of them have faces at all
9. Chicago Symphony Orchestra (all members — past, present, and future; living, deceased, and not yet born)
10. A frowning but laughing CGI Ray Charles
Nine of these experiences were raw, ethereal, terrifying, and absolutely unforgettable. But one never happened at all!
Got your guess?
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Number 8 never happened! Only Sting was faceless that night. :)
