9. A great car to pick up chicks in

Heads

10. Always working on those glutes.

Heels

11. Juggalos: Godโ€™s chosen people

Juggalos

12. If they get separated, they can ask โ€œhave you seen somebody dressed just like me? You know, stupid?โ€

Matching

13. How do they get through the door?

Mohawk

14. When you gotta run but your pedicure is looking fresh

Sneakers

15. Manโ€™s best friend: turtle

Turtle

16. Nothing more patriotic than a day at Walmart

Uncle Sam

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