Ellen DeGeneres can do no wrong. Whether it’s stand up, her talk show, or voicing Dory, everything she does makes America fall in love with her. Hell, Barack Obama even loved her so much that he gave her the Medal of Freedom. She’s a hero for the LGBT community and anybody who likes to laugh, so enjoy every one of these hilarious Ellen DeGeneres quotes:

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