Tarot Reader Who Left Deck at Home Will Have to Make Do With These Garbage Pail Kids Cards

Tarot Reader Who Left Deck at Home Will Have to Make Do With These Garbage Pail Kids Cards

"By the time I drew Adam Bomb, I couldn't say anything before he started telling me all about how he was trying to resolve his anger issues."
Couple Trying To Set Up Wedding Registry Accidentally End Up On Sex Offender Registry

Couple Trying To Set Up Wedding Registry Accidentally End Up On Sex Offender Registry

“Shelly's dreamed about this her whole life, so I'll be damned if I let a court-ordered chemical castration get in the way of our happiness.”
‘This Is What Democracy Looks Like,’ Shouts Protester In Loin Cloth And Jester Hat

‘This Is What Democracy Looks Like,’ Shouts Protester In Loin Cloth And Jester Hat

"I followed Phish around one summer, too, so I know about building a community," the jester hat-wearing activist added.
Girlfriend Can Hardly Get Boyfriend To Adopt Cat Let Alone Kill Self

Girlfriend Can Hardly Get Boyfriend To Adopt Cat Let Alone Kill Self

“I mean it’s tragic and awful, but I can hardly get him to adopt a cat with me let alone take the drastic step to end his life,” she said.
Aspiring Actress Cast as Busty Warrior Queen in Coworker’s Sex Dream

Aspiring Actress Cast as Busty Warrior Queen in Coworker’s Sex Dream

After months of failed auditions, the part-time waitress/actress landed the starring role in her co-worker Todd’s recurring sex dream.