Chechen Gay Concentration Camp’s Terrible Interior Design Clearly Conceived By Straight Man
May 22, 2017
Drab tin shower stalls were crying out for a tasteful pastel coating - literally, I heard the crying coming from inside.
Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters
May 21, 2017
"We’re done with Syria. Syria’s not so bad. I’ve always liked Syria. Syria is terrific. We need to focus on King’s Landing."
Man Whose Favorite Move Is The “Tennessee Jackhammer” Unsure How Lesbians Have Sex
May 20, 2017
"All the women I know go wild when I take them to pound town for five or six minutes. So what the hell are these chicks even doing!"
8 Ways To Make Friends As An Adult That Are All Awkward As Shit, But Sorry, It’s Only Gonna Get Worse From Here
May 19, 2017
There are lots of fun friend dates as an adult that are, well...actually now that we think about it, they’re all gonna be awkward as shit.
Anonymous Bathroom Sex Not As Good As Recently Divorced Mom Remembered
May 18, 2017
“I guess hooking up with a random dude in midtier chain restaurant isn’t as great as it was after volleyball tryouts in college."
Brave Infant Makes Statement By Being Born Topless
May 17, 2017
Tanaysha Green has inspired her own hashtag, #ToplessTot, which has been going viral since her birth was first reported.
White House Phases Out Michelle Obama’s “Mandatory Abortion Of All White Christian Babies” Program
May 16, 2017
The Trump administration has taken steps to phase out Michelle Obama's "Mandatory Abortion of All White Christian Babies" program.