The Cow Goes Moo, The Sheep Goes Baah, And Dad Won’t Be Living Here Anymore
March 23, 2017
Kayla is 22 and attending Phoenix Online, but the family she babysits for seems to think she's very mature for her age.
Friend Who’s Shared Every Fight With Current Boyfriend Doesn’t Like “Getting Political” On Facebook
March 22, 2017
"People in my feed keep posting heated-ass stuff about ‘human rights’ and the President and whatever, and it’s like, OK...but who asked you?”
Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job
March 21, 2017
“Budget spreadsheets are sounding pretty good right now, although I can’t remember if doing them is part of my job or not.”
HGTV To Hold Border Wall Design Contest
March 20, 2017
The winning team will receive $100,000 in cash, a 2017 Ford Fiesta, and the ability to have their dream for a 1,900 mile wall actualized.
Female Tinder Users In LA Receiving Unsolicited Oscar Pics From Casey, 41
March 19, 2017
"Is it a nice looking award? Yeah, sure. But so what? Give me some context here. Don't just show your Academy Award cold."
High School Math Teacher Seems To Misunderstand The Meaning of “MILF”
March 18, 2017
“It’s amazing other math teachers have already solved this problem. I mean how great is ‘Man, I Love Fractions?’ Or ‘MILF’ for short."
San Juan Kicks Off Spring Break With Annual Running Of The Frat Boys
March 17, 2017
Tourists and locals try to outrun liquored-up frat boys as they stampede through the streets trampling and groping everything in their path.