11 Amazing Pranks That Jared Fogle’s Hilarious Bunkmate, Michael, Played On Him
July 26, 2017
If it were illegal to hatch genius pranks, Jared’s bunkmate, Michael, would be guilty of two crimes instead of just the one (serial arson)!
New Republican Bill Requires Abortion Doctors To Wear Scary Clown Masks
July 25, 2017
“If you’re not ready to be stared down by the soulless face of a harlequin demon, then perhaps you’re not ready to terminate a pregnancy."
PornHub Announces New Monthly Subscription Box, “Smut Crate”
July 24, 2017
If you love Loot Crate and Birchbox but always find yourself thinking, "This thing sure could use some dildos," you’re in luck!
But Have You Seen My Collection Of Plastic Bags?
July 21, 2017
When people call me "a loser" or "pitiful," I always say, but have you seen my collection of plastic bags?
Which Friends Cast Member Is Most Likely To Die First Besides Matthew Perry?
July 20, 2017
If someone came up to you today and said “Matthew Perry died” you’d feign surprise, but there would be no Schwimmer tears falling.
Fun Blue Cocktail Ends With Less-Fun Blue Vomit
July 19, 2017
“I feel a bit guilty for making these drinks, but they had to know what they were getting into...I mean there were Gummi sharks in there.”
Places To Get Fingered At Summer Camp When You Should Really Be Watching Your Campers
July 18, 2017
Summer camp is all about making friends, memories, and plans to finger bang the counselor from cabin 12 behind the tennis courts after dark.