59 New York Tweets To Help Waft Away That Hot Garbage Stench

59 New York Tweets To Help Waft Away That Hot Garbage Stench

You wanna go to Times Square? Where all the tourists are? Fuggedaboutit! I'll just stay here and read some New York tweets instead.
Tarot Reader Who Left Deck at Home Will Have to Make Do With These Garbage Pail Kids Cards

Tarot Reader Who Left Deck at Home Will Have to Make Do With These Garbage Pail Kids Cards

"By the time I drew Adam Bomb, I couldn't say anything before he started telling me all about how he was trying to resolve his anger issues."
Couple Trying To Set Up Wedding Registry Accidentally End Up On Sex Offender Registry

Couple Trying To Set Up Wedding Registry Accidentally End Up On Sex Offender Registry

“Shelly's dreamed about this her whole life, so I'll be damned if I let a court-ordered chemical castration get in the way of our happiness.”
30 Ellen DeGeneres Quotes That Will Make You Find A Stage And Dance

30 Ellen DeGeneres Quotes That Will Make You Find A Stage And Dance

These thirty funny Ellen DeGeneres quotes prove she is the queen of hilarious daytime television and the oracle of Taylor Swift lyrics.
Quaint Tiny Home Makes For Awesome Giant Fire

Quaint Tiny Home Makes For Awesome Giant Fire

"Holy shit," Vimislicki stated. "I mean, just like, wow. You really should have seen it."