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39 Pieces of Canadian Graffiti Nicer Than Anything My Mom Has Ever Said to Me

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Things are looking rough up in Canada, where vandals litter the landscape with vile and offensive (read: overwhelming positive) graffiti!
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We're talking those revelations so trivial that they almost transcend from pointless to revolutionary. Confused? Good, it's just starting.