Heartbroken America Sees Barack Obama At Restaurant With Younger, Hotter Nation
June 28, 2017
"It was really, really pretty," a despondent America recalled.
47 Pictures To Remind You That America Was Already Great-ish
June 27, 2017
Forty-seven aggressively American images to prove America is the Original Greatest, because you don't see France making donut cheeseburgers.
27 My Hands Look Like This Memes To Make Her Hands Look Like That
June 26, 2017
Wipe off that Cheeto dust and give thanks to the hands that worked hard so that you may enjoy the finer things life has to offer.
Trump Waiting To See If Next Shooter Dark Enough To Tweet About
June 26, 2017
"Even a name can go a long way. Something with a lot of vowels smashed together is a good indicator that he should send a tweet ASAP.”
39 Pieces of Canadian Graffiti Nicer Than Anything My Mom Has Ever Said to Me
June 25, 2017
Things are looking rough up in Canada, where vandals litter the landscape with vile and offensive (read: overwhelming positive) graffiti!
Woman Begins 12th Year Of Watching The Bachelorette Ironically
June 24, 2017
Hudson, a 26-year-old living in the Washington, D.C. metro area, has been “barely getting through" the show for 12 years.
34 Mind-Blowing Realizations That Are Even Too Real For Jaden Smith
June 23, 2017
We're talking those revelations so trivial that they almost transcend from pointless to revolutionary. Confused? Good, it's just starting.